I’ve seen the future – and it’s coffee-bean shaped. A big metal coffee bean that’s been sliced in two. Smooth, shiny, pleasingly heavy. This bean has magical properties, and will transform your drinking experience. Simply put it in to your […]

“You are joking?” said my client. “At least I assume you are – I mean, how can a campaign be too successful?” Very easily. I should know. Back when I was a software bod, we loved running special offers. What […]

As the Eurozone inches ever closer to the abyss, I’ve been trying to get my head around the numbers. So have the EU bigwigs, but so far, it seems like they’re having as much luck as me. Which isn’t much. […]

One of my local branches of Starbucks – a test site, I’m guessing – has improved its ordering process. Well I say improved, but what I actually mean is ‘improved’. Which means, of course, it’s considerably worse. And yet I’m […]

In between videos of gangsta rap, X-Factor also-rans and teenage popstrels, my in-house gym TV channel is running ads for the new BMW Series 1. Let’s pull up for a moment. Why do you buy the car you do? Probably […]