words that work
has become this:
It’s a classic case of features and benefits. Orange, mango and cinnamon are just three randomly combined elements. And it was a combination I liked, though I couldn’t tell exactly why.
But now I can – because it gives me a moment of calm in a chaotic world.
I feel better already.
It’s no accident that Twinings has rebranded its fruit infusions. I’ve noticed recently that Tesco’s own-brand infusions no longer just give a list of ingredients, but create a promise: they’re detoxifying (nettle leaves, hibiscus and dandelion root) or energising (ginger, ginkgo biloba and ginseng).
Or even soothing (camomile, lemon balm leaves and aloe vera). That’s my favourite – I wonder why?
Because selling benefits, not features, always works.
Another HSBC branch – just what Oxford Street needs, I thought. But it wasn’t just any old branch.
I looked more closely:
Exciting. Yes, that’s what it said.
Now if I played a word-association game, I’d bet my very last orange, mango and cinnamon teabag that you’d never come up with exciting.
Practical, yes. Bright, spacious, comfortable – maybe.
But not exciting.
If only their straight-talking approach extended to everything they did.
Just last week, I dropped into my local branch of Barclays to bank a cheque.
A young chap in a smart suit was accosting people in the queue. Were they looking to withdraw cash, he wondered? Because if they were, there was a “security issue”.
I couldn’t resist.
“What’s the problem?” I asked
“It’s a security issue,” he said again, without blinking.
“Yes – I know that,” I said patiently, teasing each syllable out. “But what exactly is the problem?”
He looked at me. I looked at him.
He shifted uncomfortably, and his patent-leather shoes squeaked.
“We can’t open the safe,” he said.
Now that’s what I call an issue.