OK, OK – I know you’re busy so I’ll keep this brief. Let me guess – we’re hurtling towards Christmas and you still haven’t got a present for Auntie Beryl? Been there. If you’re considering an e-reader, by the way, […]

“You are joking?” said my client. “At least I assume you are – I mean, how can a campaign be too successful?” Very easily. I should know. Back when I was a software bod, we loved running special offers. What […]

I’m getting a new iPod Nano, it seems. At first, I thought it was a hoax – yet another spam email that Outlook had failed to spot. But no. This time, it was the real Mac-Coy. The stories in the […]

As the Eurozone inches ever closer to the abyss, I’ve been trying to get my head around the numbers. So have the EU bigwigs, but so far, it seems like they’re having as much luck as me. Which isn’t much. […]

One of my local branches of Starbucks – a test site, I’m guessing – has improved its ordering process. Well I say improved, but what I actually mean is ‘improved’. Which means, of course, it’s considerably worse. And yet I’m […]